
Help Us Get Started
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The Weekly Emotional Audit Diary (Digital)
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Self-Reflection (Unwanted)- Funny British Avoidance Greeting Card
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Let's Not Make Plans- Funny British Friendship Greeting Card
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Matriculation Was the Peak- Funny Oxford University Greeting Card
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You Go. No, You Go.- Funny Oxford Pavement Standoff Greeting Card
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Reserved Seating (It Always Shows Up Anyway)- Funny British Humour Greeting Card
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The Queue- Funny British Humour Greeting Card
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Scone but Not Forgotten- Funny British Grief & Sympathy Greeting Card
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The Chair Made the Noise- Funny Awkward Office Greeting Card
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Well That Just Takes the Biscuit- Funny British Greeting Card
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Don't Get Your Knickers in a Twist!- Funny British Greeting Card
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Thoughts, Prayers & Tea- Funny British Sympathy Greeting Card
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From the Bottom- Funny Heartfelt Greeting Card
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Pub?- Funny One Word British Greeting Card
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Let's Eat, Grandma!- Funny Grammar Greeting Card
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Play With Fire- Funny Blank Greeting Card
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This is the
The Quietest Social Movement
We’re not trying to go viral.We’re trying to make people feel seen — awkwardly, quietly, and with a card.One fridge-worthy moment at a time.
Meet The Cardiologists
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Michael
Recovering corporate, fluent in sarcasm, and chief of emotional logistics.
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Calvin
Part law grad, part corporate escapee, full-time guitarist for emotionally complex afternoons.
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Sadia
Part philosophy grad, part Candy Crush legend, full-time seeker of meaning in the everyday.
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Adiva
Part architect, part aesthete, full-time conjurer of third spaces that quietly explain themselves.
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Vinnie & Simba
Senior HR advisors with zero boundaries and even less training.
Why Card(iology)? Glad You Asked.
We’re not in the business of boring cards.
We’re in the business of birthdays, breakdowns, breakups, and the occasional laugh-snort—all delivered in a neatly folded bit of cardstock.
Whether you’re the sentimental type, proudly sarcastic, or somewhere in the emotionally confusing middle, we’ve got a card for that.
At Card(iology), we take the ridiculous very seriously.
From hand-illustrated oddities to painfully well-timed punchlines, we believe a card should do more than say something—it should be unforgettable.
Our team spends their days doodling, overthinking, and crafting cards that manage to hit somewhere between “aww” and “please don’t cry.”
Almost sent!
Let's just say quality control stepped in with these.

Happey Birthdey!
Proof that we can't spell, but we do care. Almost made the cut. Almost.

Congrations!
They made it through uni. We didn't make it through spellcheck. Almost sent.

Sorry for your lose.
We meant well. Spelled poorly (again). Almost sent.